Curiosities of the Astral Plane
On this page, you will discover various curiosities gathered during the Author’s explorations of the astral ether. Particularly within the infinite stacks of The Library of Consciousness. These artifacts and echoes hail from distant times, enigmatic realms, and forgotten worlds. Wander freely; I trust you'll find them both intriguing and enlightening.
An Analysis of the Occult: The Role of Blood in Ritual - Sacrifice, Binding, and Transmutation
First, we encounter a rare reprint from a prestigious literary journal. A scholarly article penned by none other than Dr. Henry Jones, Jr., the renowned professor of archaeology better known as Indiana Jones.
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Be warned, I obtained special permission to publish this copy of the article from The Liminal Review, a scholarly publication of the Astral Plane. This PDF has a watermark that can only be seen through the light of a blue moon. If you copy or distribute this, the watermark can be traced back to you through any dimension you might try to hide it from. Trust me when I say you do not want to be caught distributing this article without the written permission of the lead curator of The Liminal Review.
Rick & Morty Season Three Premiere Script
Second, we encounter the rough draft of a script smuggled through dimensional customs. A curious relic from a world where the author enjoyed brief success as a television and film writer.
This particular artifact is from his short-lived time as a staff writer on the live action Rick & Morty variety late-night show. The author, however, was fired after only three episodes, following his public refusal to sign Rustin Joiland’s manifesto, “Consent is for Cowards - Toxic Aliens want Toxic Men.”
The author maintains that while his version is a tad rough, having not yet been polished through another revision, he maintains it is a stronger episode than this Earth’s season three premiere.
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Copyright for this screenplay is still held by Pazner Bros Lmt, which is not recognized in this dimension. However, violation of said copyright could still be considered a parole violation for the author on the galactic level. If you distribute this script in any way, the author will send his ghouls to haunt your harddrives, cursing you to data loss and uncomfortable socks.
Seek Guidance from the Spirits of Nature
Have you ever longed for insight beyond the veil? To pose your question to the ancient elemental forces that shape the foundations of the world? Now you can. Below, choose from one of the four guardians of Nature: light, fire, water, or darkness.
Which Spirit of Nature would you consult?
The Spirit of Reason
The light shines ever. Seek clarity and wisdom through radiant truth.
The Spirit of Passion
The fire burns with purpose. Let your desire be tempered by discipline.
The Spirit of the Unknown
The river twists unseen. Trust what flows, but beware the undertow.
The Spirit of the Frontier
The void holds dreams. Embrace mystery and the fertile silence beyond.