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To reach the author, light a candle on the night of the new moon, gaze into the heavens, and speak aloud the name of the first constellation you glimpse. Then, whisper your message to the night and wait for an omen.
…Or, if you’re impatient with the inefficiencies of astral communication, simply use the form below to send a message. The author may respond—unless, of course, he’s trapped in an alternate timeline or negotiating terms with interdimensional creditors.